Farewell To My UGLY T.V.
Words can not describe how truly ugly you are,
you're tacky, you're bulky and you're the size of my car.
I've wanted you gone since the first day you came,
but Scott loved you and said I was being lame.
Today is the day I finally get to say goodbye...
all 62 inches of you, I'm definitely celebrating with a pie.
So farewell to my big and really ugly t.v.
I welcome the new one which is smaller but more pleasant to see.
So goodbye ugly tv, I will not miss you.
My only regret is for the next wife who gets you.
Written by Sarah Cole
Dedicated To: Her ugly T.V. .
LOL!!!!
HA HA HA!!!! YOU ARE HILARiously FUNNY and creative. I'm impressed. Now awaiting pictures of the new one!!!!
ReplyDeletehahahaha How funny.
ReplyDeletePost your new stuff. Can't wait to see it.
Hey! I had NO IDEA you knew how to write poems! You've been holding out on us! (p.s. I won't miss that tv either!)
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